February 2012
293 posts
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
geeyonce:
I want/need to fuck.
i’ve seen rick astley live and it was brilliant omfg
(he was the opening act for peter kay i didnt go for him alright)
(i did really)
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how do i become a good person
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so many girls in my year dress nice and look nice and how a 16 year old girl would normally look
and i basically live in my dads shirts, leggings and my parka with no makeup and my hair in the ‘natasha special’ bun
t0O h0t 2 haNdlE
getting genuinely upset when somebody moves from your town
on animal crossing
idiotblogger:
I wish life was like animal crossings cause i could shake a tree and get money, food, furniture, idk weed
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i don’t care if people think robert pattinson looks like a foot
he is GORGEOUS and i want to lick his stomach
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I don’t particularly like the whole idea of ‘fashion’.
I mean, I like that it is a way to express yourself through your appearance and the fashion industry is certainly creative but almost always it becomes a competition on who looks best. I just don’t like the fact that you can be looked down upon if you wear something that others don’t see as appealing and you can...
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
Anonymous asked: This is pretty random I know, but just so you know I think you seem like a genuinely amazing person
oouija:
how amazing would it be though, to be one of those beautiful girls, yknow the tall ones with the perfect legs, the long natural hair and face with just neat pretty features and the amazing clothes that just look great on them, to walk down the street and have people compliment you and want to talk to you
man all i get is old people glaring at me
i carved a lambs heart in biology today and i was one of the only people who wasn’t grossed out because i’ve seen worse on my dashboard
“i hate tumblr so much”
wow it must be really hard for you
y’know, to willingly spend time on something you hate
idk man i think a charity needs to be started for this
also nothing is worse when guy goes down on you but it’s SHIT omfg
if a guy doesn’t like going down on a girl, he’s gay
simple
super nintendo chalmers
biting into a peppercorn is the most saddening thing in the world
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a girl in my class: oh she's gone back to egypt
me (interrupting): oh i didn't know she was from egypt ... so what about that 'Rana' girl, what country is she from?
girl in my class: ... Rana's from Kent
everybody else: omg
the one thing i actually like about ed sheeran is that he doesn’t rely on massive productions or any vocal help for his shows, it’s just his voice, a guitar and a stage
idk i admire that
“I like ed sheeran, i mean, he’s ginger … but i think i can get past...”
– my mother